Little Red Riding Hood Meets a Dog

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest road when she sees the big bad dog crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Pooch."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the big dog again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Pooch."

Again the dog jumps up and runs away.

About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the dog again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Pooch."

With that the dog jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off,





I'm trying to poop!"